Cow Politics

Friday, 07 January 2011

• Cow Politics

  Socialism:  You have two cows.  Give one cow to your neighbor.
  Communism:  You have two cows.  Give both cows to the government, and they may give you some of the milk.
  Fascism:  You have two cows.  You give all the milk to the government, and the government sells it.
  Nazism:  You have two cows.  The government shoots you and takes the cows.
  Anarchism:  You have two cows.  Keep both of the cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.
  Capitalism:  You have two cows.  Sell one cow and buy a bull.
  Surrealism:  You have two giraffes.  The government makes you take harmonica lessons.
  
  Until next time...............