Weekly Farming Jokes

Sunday, 21 February 2010

• Weekly Farming Jokes

  Last week, I had come across alot of farming jokes.  I had shared a few last week, but couldn't share all the ones we liked.  So maybe I could share a few each week.  Over the years, we all heard jokes about blondes, Irish, brunettes, polish, etc., but there is a whole bunch of jokes about farmers and farming, also.  Believe me, living on a farm and being farmers is NOT always a joking matter.  You have to love it, or it just does not work.  It is not just your occupation - it is your life.  We have learned that to have a good laugh is truly medicine for the soul.  So, here we go.....have some good laughs.
  
  

  Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
  Because her horn didn't work

  Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
  The farmer had cold hands.

  What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
  Milk of Amnesia

  Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
  Because the cow has the udder.

  Q: What do you call a Cow with no legs.
  A: Ground Beef

  Q: Which job is a cow most suited for?
  A: Baker. Because they're making cow pies regularly.
  Q: Why should you never-ever tell a Cow a secret?
  A: Because it will just go in one ear and out the UDDER
  Until next time.......;