Sunday, 21 February 2010
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn't workDo you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
The farmer had cold hands.What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of AmnesiaWhy does a milking stool have only three legs?
Because the cow has the udder.Q: What do you call a Cow with no legs.Q: Which job is a cow most suited for?
A: Ground Beef
A: Baker. Because they're making cow pies regularly.
Q: Why should you never-ever tell a Cow a secret?
A: Because it will just go in one ear and out the UDDER
Until next time.......;