Zechariah 13:9

And I will bring the third part through the fire, and will refine them as silver is refined, and will try them as gold is tried; they shall call on my name, and I will hear them: I will say, It is my people: and they shall say, The Lord is my God. Zechariah 13:9

Friday, January 7, 2011

Cow Politics

Friday, 07 January 2011

  • Cow Politics

    Socialism:  You have two cows.  Give one cow to your neighbor.
    Communism:  You have two cows.  Give both cows to the government, and they may give you some of the milk.
    Fascism:  You have two cows.  You give all the milk to the government, and the government sells it.
    Nazism:  You have two cows.  The government shoots you and takes the cows.
    Anarchism:  You have two cows.  Keep both of the cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.
    Capitalism:  You have two cows.  Sell one cow and buy a bull.
    Surrealism:  You have two giraffes.  The government makes you take harmonica lessons.

    Until next time...............

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